{"id":20011,"date":"2025-01-28T14:36:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T14:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/baldurs-gate-3-player-humiliated-after-laezel-beats-them-with-salami-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T14:36:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T14:36:03","slug":"baldurs-gate-3-player-humiliated-after-laezel-beats-them-with-salami-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/baldurs-gate-3-player-humiliated-after-laezel-beats-them-with-salami-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player humiliated after Lae\u2019zel beats them with salami &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player humiliated after Lae\u2019zel beats them with salami Larian StudiosA Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player has shared an embarrassing tale of them being bested by Lae\u2019zel, who only used a stick of salami during the fight. Lae\u2019zel easily counts as one of the most formidable fighters in BG3. And her combat prowess isn\u2019t any less present in what players have come to call the \u201cLae\u2019zel romance fight.\u201d She\u2019ll use her best weapons and whatever else the battle may require, all to truly become one with her future love interest. Fully aware that the fight was imminent, one player tried to outsmart the Githyanki Warrior by unequipping all of her weapons beforehand. They didn\u2019t account for the fact that she\u2019d use whatever else she had at her disposal. Lae\u2019zel wrecks Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player with a stick of salami Having romanced Astarion in the past, Reddit user happymasquerade wanted to try their hand at winning over Lae\u2019zel. Knowing the romance involved a duel, the player removed all of her weapons for a \u201cfair fight.\u201d What happened next proved to be anything but fair. Once the fight commenced, the Githyanki Warrior pulled out what appeared to be a club. Thinking they still had a chance, the Redditor continued with the match. \u201cHer AC is insane and I can\u2019t land a hit. On top of that, she used an elixir of colossus halfway through the fight. WTF. She beat me to a pulp,\u201d the user wrote. After the pair became official, the Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player checked Lae\u2019zel\u2019s weapons and realized, \u201cshe beat me to death with salami. SALAMI.\u201d BG3 fans, of course, got a kick out of the original poster\u2019s misfortune. Some people chose to look on the bright side, though. As one commenter put it, \u201cAwww, that\u2019s actually pretty sweet. Imagine telling your grandkids in the distant future: \u2018\u2026 and then your grandma whipped out this huge salami out of nowhere\u2026&#8217;\u201d Other users chimed in with jokes of their own. One such reply read as follows, \u201cSo you\u2019re saying she went HAM on you?\u201d Another Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player said they probably would\u2019ve kept this loss to themselves. \u201cHonestly. Not sure if I would\u2019ve posted this due to the shame. But also I\u2019m glad you did bc this is hilarious.\u201d At the very least, it\u2019s good to know love won in the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player humiliated after Lae\u2019zel beats them with salami Larian StudiosA Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 player has shared an embarrassing tale of them being bested by Lae\u2019zel, who only used a stick of salami during the fight. Lae\u2019zel easily counts as one of the most formidable fighters in BG3. And her combat prowess isn\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}