Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 sex speedruns are taking over and the record is already under 8 minutes Larian StudiosBaldur\u2019s Gate 3 players are pushing themselves to the limit in an endeavor to bag the quickest bang. The record will be tough to beat but we encourage you to try. Just when you thought Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 and its dedicated fans couldn\u2019t get any hornier, they go ahead and make Sex% an official speedrun category. This probably shouldn\u2019t surprise us given it\u2019s the bear sex game with awkward macrophiliac kissing but here we are. The same player who managed to zip through the game in under 10 minutes has used their considerable skill to answer the big questions. The first being: how quickly can you seduce and copulate with one of the game\u2019s companions? The answer is a stunningly swift seven minutes and 54 seconds. The sultry speedrunning strat involves slick spellcraft, a wily wizard, and everyone\u2019s favorite grumpy Githyanki Lae\u2019zel. The video they published shows speedrunner Mae barrel through the opening moments of Baldur\u2019s Gate 3. Skipping cutscenes at lightning pace and bounding over anything unbangable, they make it their mission to get laid by Lae\u2019zel. Using some crafty camera maneuvers and the Mage Hand cantrip, they\u2019re able to sequence break and trigger the final moments spent on the Nautiloid. Hitting the Ravaged Beach running (well, leaping) they bounce to their boo. Pacifying the Teiflings who have Lae\u2019zel captive, Mae blasts her out with some magic missiles before being sidelined by a mandatory Goblin fight. After an excruciating wait, they\u2019re back into it. Finally, Mae forces the Tieflings in town to bow down to the Githyanki goddess leaving her most pleased. One long rest later and a lusty Lae\u2019zel is cruising the camp for coitus to which Mae graciously obliges. Lae\u2019zel seems an odd choice for a flight to fornicate, given her documented dourness and prickly personality. Still, it\u2019s well-known in the Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 community that this wanton warrior is notoriously down. Only one other player has braved Baldur\u2019s Gate 3\u2019s most sweaty of speedruns but they\u2019ve not come close to Mae\u2019s efficiency. Second place sits at 17 minutes and 42 seconds but we expect the leaderboard will fill up promptly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 sex speedruns are taking over and the record is already under 8 minutes Larian StudiosBaldur\u2019s Gate 3 players are pushing themselves to the limit in an endeavor to bag the quickest bang. The record will be tough to beat but we encourage you to try. Just when you thought Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}