Baldur\u2019s Gate 3\u2019s Astarion is now helping sleepy gamers get out of bed Larian StudiosBaldur\u2019s Gate 3\u2019s Astarion has taken up a new job of motivating sleepy gamers to finally hop out of bed and get started with their day. The companions from Baldur\u2019s Gate 3 have swiftly taken the internet by storm, stealing the hearts of every adventurer who has met them. Arguably the most charming of all though is the cunning rogue Astarion, whose witty remarks scored him a special spot in the eyes of gamers everywhere. While Astarion is generally a rogue within the confines of Dungeons and Dragons, his voice actor Neil Newbon has played in many roles, including Heisenberg in Resident Evil Village. Now, Newbon has given Astarion a new role of life coach, with the cunning rogue promoting a healthy lifestyle that avoids sleeping in. Astarion becomes a life coach, helping regulate gamers sleep As a vampire Astarion doesn\u2019t receive a lot of sunlight, however, that doesn\u2019t stop them from making sure you\u2019re up bright and early in the morning. \u201cOh hello, it\u2019s Astarion. Get up. I said get the f*** up. My god, you\u2019re so lazy, just like Gale. Get out of bed and get up. It\u2019s the morning.\u201d the vampire snidely prods. \u201cListen I might be a vampire that\u2019s been away from the sun for 200 years and I can actually now walk thanks to a tadpole that\u2019s induced my mind, but even I don\u2019t rest in. Get the f*** up\u201d Astarion\u2019s coaching even includes step-by-step instructions on your morning routine, including how to use your toothbrush. That is until he gets fed up and leaves you up to Shadowheart\u2019s Guidance. \u201cGood, you\u2019re half awake, like a f***king zombie. Now step two, the bathroom. Yeah, no. Keep going. No that\u2019s not the bathroom. That\u2019s the closet, out of the closet\u2026 Not back to bed Jesus, hells below. Good, you\u2019re back on your feet again whether you know it or not. \u201cHead to the bathroom, pick up the yeah. No, don\u2019t drop it. No that\u2019s the toilet. No, that\u2019s not the sink. You know what? Good luck. Gather your party, venture forth and well I don\u2019t know get somebody to cast Guidance on you or something.\u201d We\u2019re not quite sure if Astarion will keep to his role as a life coach, but it\u2019s always good to see them branching out nonetheless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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