Destiny 2 Warlock mains rally to see \u201cgodforsaken\u201d loincloths gone forever BungieWarlock players have had enough, demanding that Bungie give them the cosmetics they deserve and stop adding loincloths to new armor in Destiny 2. As much as Guardians like to rave about their Exotic weapons, god rolls, and high stat roll armor, it\u2019s the cosmetics that really get people talking. Cosmetics are such a big deal in Destiny 2 that every new Dungeon, Season, and Raid offers at least one new armor set for each class. When you take into account the Eververse store too it becomes obvious how important looking is for players. In their pursuit of better fashion, Warlock mains are taking the fight to Bungie and pleading for the loincloth era to come to an end. Destiny 2 Warlock players don\u2019t want loincloths anymore A passionate Destiny 2 player took to Reddit to voice their thoughts on the state of Warlock fashion. More specifically, why they don\u2019t like loincloths, or \u201cd*ck towels,\u201d as they put it: On the topic, they posted: \u201cEvery single time we get a new warlock chest, it\u2019s always the same story. We see the top part of the armor, and it looks great! Cool shoulders, interesting chest, awesome collar. And the robes, they go down to a good length, equally well designed, a great addition that ties the gear together.\u201d OP continued: \u201cAnd then\u2026 the d*ck towel. The c*ck cloth. The p*ssy padding. This godforsaken strip of cloth in the middle of the legs only seems to draw attention to itself. It is rarely adorned in any interesting way.\u201d After condemning loincloths and highlighting all of their perceived flaws, the post concludes: \u201cAs Warlocks, we need to strike. We need to unionize. Until d*ck towels are a thing of the past.\u201d The sentiment proved popular with one player responding: \u201cDude I agree. It\u2019s bad enough that our fashion is so limiting already and those crotch cloths really don\u2019t help at all.\u201d A passionate fan followed up replying: \u201cI remember the olden days when every time a pair of Hunter boots would release they would seemingly always have those F**KING TOE SHOES. Down with toe shoes! Down with d*ck towels!\u201d Others took issues with the presentation of Destiny\u2019s loincloths: \u201cIt wouldn\u2019t be so bad if it didn\u2019t always protrude out an extra couple of inches.\u201d This post was likely triggered by the upcoming Solstice of Heroes Summer event, which will introduce three armor sets and a new Strand Rocket Launcher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Destiny 2 Warlock mains rally to see \u201cgodforsaken\u201d loincloths gone forever BungieWarlock players have had enough, demanding that Bungie give them the cosmetics they deserve and stop adding loincloths to new armor in Destiny 2. As much as Guardians like to rave about their Exotic weapons, god rolls, and high stat roll armor, it\u2019s the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}