Dr Disrespect goes on hilarious rant about \u201cstupid\u201d bathroom habits Dr Disrespect isn\u2019t afraid to let his thoughts be known, and in a livestream on November 7 he addressed the \u201cstupid\u201d people who choose to wipe standing up after using the bathroom. The Doc is one of Twitch\u2019s biggest streamers, with his \u2018no holds barred\u2019 content leaving viewers thoroughly entertained and unsure of what he\u2019ll do or say next. Of course, this means that sometimes the Two-Time will come out with something so shocking that nobody could have expected to hear on a Twitch stream, and in his November 7 stream, he addressed something we can all relate to: wiping habits in the bathroom. \u201cI have a hard time understanding this whole concept of standing and wiping,\u201d he said. \u201cI don\u2019t understand who does that. They\u2019re alien. They\u2019re alien-ish.\u201d Naturally, he went on to explain his reasoning for this thought process. \u201cWhy would I want to stand up in a posture that collapses my buttcheeks? Why would I want to go through the pressure as I wipe, through the pressure of my buttcheeks as I get the chunk out? Or whatever\u2019s leftover. I don\u2019t get it.\u201d Eventually, he put his thoughts concisely, simply saying \u201cit\u2019s stupid\u201d to wipe while standing up, adding that it\u2019s \u201clike buying a V6 Mustang\u201d and he \u201cdoesn\u2019t have time for this.\u201d Though it would seem much more common to wipe sitting down, according to a Reddit sample of 950 people taken in 2017, approximately 32% of people wipe standing up. This corresponds with findings from Men\u2019s Health in 2018, in which around 35% of their Twitter followers say they wipe standing up. After threatening to turn off the stream, the Doc took a moment to regain composure before continuing with his stream in standard Doc fashion. This isn\u2019t the first rant Dr Disrespect has found himself embroiled in this week. Just a few days ago he raged at Modern Warfare thanks to being made a victim of the infamous 725 shotgun and claymore combo. While for some streamers ranting is a rare occurrence, with The Doc, it\u2019s exactly what you expect to see every time you load up his stream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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