Man charged for putting antiques up his butt and back on store shelves KPRC\/Harris County Constable Precinct 4 OfficeA kilt-wearing Texas man has been charged after getting caught visiting a Houston antique store and putting items up his butt and then back on shelves. If you\u2019ve visited an antiques store in Houston recently, you may want to double-check your purchase for any marks. 60-year-old Mitchell Vest was arrested on February 15 after he was caught putting items for sale at The Antique Gallery of Houston where the sun doesn\u2019t shine. According to FOX, the store manager reviewed security footage from an antique dealer showing Vest picking up items including kitchen utensils, a makeup brush, and a bottle opener up his anus and then back where he found them. Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office also said they received \u201cmultiple\u201d reports about the man and swooped in to make an arrest. Man arrested for putting antiques up his rectum Law & Crime reports that the Complainants in the case were advised the items, valued at just over $200, be thrown out because they had feces on them. \u201cDue to the loss of multiple antique items that had to be disposed, Constable Deputies obtained a warrant for his arrest for the offense of criminal mischief,\u201d the Constable\u2019s office said. \u201cBoth provided the video surveillance of the incidents, and both wished to pursue charges,\u201d the affidavit stated. Amazingly, the man was freed on a $100 bond after being arrested and charged with the offense of criminal mischief. Antiques Gallery manager Susan Golden was absolutely baffled by what she witnessed. \u201cI was just really in shock,\u201d she said. \u201cI just didn\u2019t really know what to say or think.\u201d This isn\u2019t the first time someone has made headlines for sticking items up their bum. Last year, a Redditor was banned after shoving an energy drink popsicle into their anus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Man charged for putting antiques up his butt and back on store shelves KPRC\/Harris County Constable Precinct 4 OfficeA kilt-wearing Texas man has been charged after getting caught visiting a Houston antique store and putting items up his butt and then back on shelves. If you\u2019ve visited an antiques store in Houston recently, you may […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}