Mizkif loses his mind after opening Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar Twitch: MizkifAfter receiving a box containing five of Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jars, Mizkif mustered the courage to open one up and give it a good sniff with his friends, losing his mind in the process. Amouranth is more than just an ordinary Twitch streamer. She\u2019s been making moves on the entrepreneurial front and has bought convenience stores, gas stations, a plastic ball company, invested in stock, and more. However, her latest business endeavor is a step in a different direction. She\u2019s selling jars containing hair, farts, and bathwater for $1,000 apiece. There\u2019s a limited number of them available, and people are going wild. Miz managed to get his hands on a box worth of them, which he opened on stream. However, since he had five in total, he made the bold decision to open one up with his friends to see what it smelt like, and he didn\u2019t regret it. \u201cLet me explain what this is,\u201d Miz said proudly to his friends as they entered the room. \u201cThere are only one thousand of these jars. They were a thousand dollars each. There\u2019s a hair in there, and also it\u2019s one of her farts.\u201d However, despite their value, he had a crazy idea in mind. \u201cI\u2019m going, to be honest with you. I kind of want to let one loose. What do you think chat? Should we do it? That thing is loaded up. It might explode.\u201d It took him a while to muster the courage, but thanks to the encouragement from his friends and chat, he eventually did. After letting it loose, he lost his mind \u2014 with a hint of sarcasm in his voice: \u201cThat was awesome! Holy f**k. Dreams do come true.\u201d Miz \u2018enjoyed\u2019 it so much, he joked he was jealous of her assistants for being able to smell it for free. \u201cHow many free hits do you think Amouranth\u2019s assistants get? Like, that\u2019s not fair. We\u2019ve got to buy them all.\u201d It was a costly inhalation, but one he didn\u2019t regret \u2014 especially since he has four others stored on the shelves for a rainy day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mizkif loses his mind after opening Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar Twitch: MizkifAfter receiving a box containing five of Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jars, Mizkif mustered the courage to open one up and give it a good sniff with his friends, losing his mind in the process. Amouranth is more than just an ordinary Twitch streamer. She\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}