{"id":55441,"date":"2025-01-28T18:24:42","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T18:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/moistcr1tikal-dons-hazmat-suit-to-open-amouranths-1000-fart-jar-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T18:24:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T18:24:42","slug":"moistcr1tikal-dons-hazmat-suit-to-open-amouranths-1000-fart-jar-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/moistcr1tikal-dons-hazmat-suit-to-open-amouranths-1000-fart-jar-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"MoistCr1TiKal dons hazmat suit to open Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MoistCr1TiKal dons hazmat suit to open Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar YouTube: MoistCr1TiKalMoistCr1TiKal didn\u2019t take any risks opening Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar. He wore protective goggles and a hazmat suit for the occasion, claiming it was a \u201cbiological weapon\u201d \u2014 but the results of his experiment weren\u2019t expected. Amouranth has built an impressive list of business endeavors, including convenience stores, gas stations, and more. Recently, she\u2019s been selling $1000 fart jars, and people are going absolutely nuts over them. Despite their value and limited availability, it\u2019s sparked a trend of people opening them up and reacting to them. Mizkif was one of the first to do it, and he lost his mind over how foul it smelt and begged for more. MoistCr1TiKal decided to give it a go, too. However, unlike Miz, he came prepared in the form of protective goggles and a hazmat suit, insisting it was essential because the fart could be a \u201cbiological weapon.\u201d \u201cScience fans, we\u2019ve got a special treat today,\u201d he said to his viewers. \u201cSanta Claus came early and delivered Amouranth\u2019s fart jar. I watched Rich Campbell open it on stream and smell it, and he was repulsed!\u201d For that reason, he felt the need to wear protective goggles to prevent him from getting \u201cpink eye\u201d and a hazmat suit to shield him from the toxic fumes that would be unleashed upon the world by opening the jar. He was apprehensive at first but eventually opened the jar. However, when he took a whiff, he didn\u2019t smell anything. \u201cWe got a dud! There\u2019s no fart in this jar! She scammed us!\u201d Needless to say, he was disappointed. He gave it another whirl and concluded there was a subtle hint of an unpleasant smell. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t smell like an average jar. Like, there\u2019s an intention to be stinky.\u201d Still, it wasn\u2019t anywhere near as bad as he hoped. In the end, Cr1TiKaL still appreciated the fact Amouranth sent him one. He thanked her for the opportunity and asked for another. \u201cThanks for the fart! Can we get one? Like, one after a disgusting meal?\u201d The protective gear wasn\u2019t needed this time around, but perhaps it\u2019ll be of more use next time \u2014 especially if she adheres to his demands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MoistCr1TiKal dons hazmat suit to open Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar YouTube: MoistCr1TiKalMoistCr1TiKal didn\u2019t take any risks opening Amouranth\u2019s $1000 fart jar. He wore protective goggles and a hazmat suit for the occasion, claiming it was a \u201cbiological weapon\u201d \u2014 but the results of his experiment weren\u2019t expected. Amouranth has built an impressive list of business [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}