{"id":55463,"date":"2025-01-28T18:24:53","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T18:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/moistcr1tikal-slams-punching-bag-dillon-danis-for-pathetic-logan-paul-fight-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T18:24:53","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T18:24:53","slug":"moistcr1tikal-slams-punching-bag-dillon-danis-for-pathetic-logan-paul-fight-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/moistcr1tikal-slams-punching-bag-dillon-danis-for-pathetic-logan-paul-fight-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"MoistCr1TiKal slams \u201cpunching bag\u201d Dillon Danis for \u201cpathetic\u201d Logan Paul fight &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MoistCr1TiKal slams \u201cpunching bag\u201d Dillon Danis for \u201cpathetic\u201d Logan Paul fight YT: penguinz0 \/ DAZNMoistCr1TiKal didn\u2019t hold back his thoughts on the \u201cpathetic\u201d fight between Logan Paul and Dillon Danis in his most recent YouTube video. The fight, which ended in controversy, saw ex-Bellator fighter Dillon Danis disqualified in the final round after failing to take down and guillotine choke Logan Paul. Security rushed into the ring to halt the action, leading to a disqualification for Danis that ended up costing popular streamer xQc in a big way. Unsurprisingly, the fight was and still is a major talking point, with Danis claiming that he \u201cwon the war\u201d and Paul revealing that he regrets choosing Danis as his opponent. And now MoistCr1TiKal has shared his thoughts on the event, although he admitted that he wasn\u2019t \u201csuper enthusiastic\u201d to do so. MoistCr1TiKal began by stating, \u201cFirst and foremost, I\u2019m proud to say I passed the Turing test. I proved my sentience by being smart enough not to get scammed into paying money for this because I knew it was going to be a snoozefest. This had no chance of being entertaining. \u201cThere was no world where Dillon would win this,\u201d MoistCr1TiKal said. \u201cThis isn\u2019t an anime where an underpowered character can perform well just by believing hard enough.\u201d And he certainly didn\u2019t mince words when discussing Danis\u2019 performance, likening it to more of a circus act than that of a professional fighter. \u201cHe turns everything he\u2019s a part of into a circus. He couldn\u2019t have made himself look more like a clown even if he wore a red nose and honked it in the middle of the match.\u201d He further added, \u201cWatching the highlights of this fight, it seems like you\u2019re watching Logan Paul training footage, but his punching bag is animatronic, so it moves a bit. Half of the time, Dillon Danis is just covering up and letting Logan wail on him.\u201d Even the official Compubox data left a scathing review of the Danis\u2019 performance in an attached note, saying, \u201cThis was Danis\u2019s first professional boxing match, and it showed. Danis averaged 12 punches thrown and 3 punches landed per round. Danis landed 16 punches over five rounds. Other than take-down attempts, Paul beat Danis by wide margins in every statistical category tracked by CompuBox.\u201d Despite the harsh critique, MoistCr1TiKal acknowledged Danis\u2019 ability to draw attention and generate sales for events. \u201cI know this won\u2019t be the last time we see Dillon Danis in a big boxing promotion because, even though he\u2019s ineffective, he\u2019s good at getting people to purchase events.\u201d While the fight may have been a commercial success, it\u2019s clear that for many, including MoistCr1TiKal, it left much to be desired in terms of actual boxing entertainment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MoistCr1TiKal slams \u201cpunching bag\u201d Dillon Danis for \u201cpathetic\u201d Logan Paul fight YT: penguinz0 \/ DAZNMoistCr1TiKal didn\u2019t hold back his thoughts on the \u201cpathetic\u201d fight between Logan Paul and Dillon Danis in his most recent YouTube video. The fight, which ended in controversy, saw ex-Bellator fighter Dillon Danis disqualified in the final round after failing to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}