Police are hunting serial \u201cporch pooper\u201d as man repeatedly dumps on same house Reddit: GentlemanUrbanFarmerPolice are on the hunt for a serial \u201cporch pooper\u201d who has repeatedly targeted the same house while on a defecation spree. The porch pooper\u2019s victim, a homeowner who goes by \u2018GentlemanUrbanFarmer\u2018 on Reddit, enlisted the help of Louisville Metro Police after being targeted multiple times. The situation began on August 27 when GentlemanUrbanFarmer discovered what he believed to be cat feces on his front porch. However, after cleaning the mess and checking his security cameras, he discovered that the culprit was very much human. \u201cNot only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,\u201d GentlemanUrbanFarmer told Wave3. And this wouldn\u2019t be the porch pooper\u2019s last attack. With \u201cno idea\u201d why the porch pooper had chosen his house for the unusual attack, GentlemanUrbanFarmer would go on to be targeted three times in total. \u201cWe\u2019re good neighbors. We keep to ourselves, we behave ourselves. I can\u2019t imagine anyone would want to do this kind of retribution,\u201d GentlemanUrbanFarmer said. \u201cI\u2019m relieved that he\u2019s not violent or he\u2019s not trying to force entry. He\u2019s just doing his deed, but it\u2019s very disconcerting and disturbing.\u201d Police are now urging anyone with information on the porch pooper to contact them, releasing footage of the assailant that shows a young man in a red University of Louisville t-shirt, shorts, and only socks. \u201cLMPD is taking this seriously and consider[s] it a case of \u2018harassment without physical contact\u2019 so kudos to them for that,\u201d GentlemanUrbanFarmer wrote on Reddit, after detailing how the porch pooper had returned and taken \u201c30 seconds to do his deed\u201d. In the comment section, the homeowner shared he believed the porch pooper to have an \u201caltered mental status somehow\u201d based on his mannerisms: \u201cI do feel bad for him, but it\u2019s disgusting and has to stop.\u201d GentlemanUrbanFarmer also revealed he had attempted to stay awake and confront the pooper using his security camera\u2019s speaker, however, \u201che skedaddles faster than I can react to the notification\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Police are hunting serial \u201cporch pooper\u201d as man repeatedly dumps on same house Reddit: GentlemanUrbanFarmerPolice are on the hunt for a serial \u201cporch pooper\u201d who has repeatedly targeted the same house while on a defecation spree. The porch pooper\u2019s victim, a homeowner who goes by \u2018GentlemanUrbanFarmer\u2018 on Reddit, enlisted the help of Louisville Metro Police […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}