Shroud gives hilarious review of his new $10,000 water jet toilet There\u2019s a lot of financial incentives to making it big on Twitch \u2013 cars, houses and the best gaming gear money can buy. But, for top streamer Michael \u2018shroud\u2019 Grzesiek, he\u2019s used some of his hard-earned streaming money on water jet, self-cleaning toilets. Shroud revealed that he had spent roughly $20,000 on two of ridiculously pricey toilets, which use a water jet to clean the user\u2019s behind after use, back in January. He called the decision a \u2018mid-life\u2019 crisis, after showing off what the toilets could do. However, despite their price tag, shroud wasn\u2019t all that impressed by their performance, giving his viewers the final verdict on February 22. \u201cSo I sprayed water in my butt hole today for the first time,\u201d he stated rather nonchalantly, \u201cI was a little disappointed, because I was expecting more strength, it\u2019s more like a gentle stream.\u201d Like a true gamer, shroud says he even tried to \u201coverclock\u201d his fancy toilets, as though they were a CPU, but to no avail: \u201cNot enough strength, I want it to be a straight jet stream into my asshole.\u201d Thankfully, shroud\u2019s Twitch subscribers have boomed in February, recently hitting over 70,000, which is (at minimum) around $300,000 a month in subscribers alone (not counting ad revenue, donations, and other income streams from YouTube and sponsors), so the $20,000 spent on these toilets hopefully won\u2019t hurt too much. Maybe the toilet company will see shroud\u2019s feedback and act on it \u2013 and maybe even drop the streamer a sponsorship too, which would be one of the most bizarre non-endemic gaming sponsorships yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Shroud gives hilarious review of his new $10,000 water jet toilet There\u2019s a lot of financial incentives to making it big on Twitch \u2013 cars, houses and the best gaming gear money can buy. But, for top streamer Michael \u2018shroud\u2019 Grzesiek, he\u2019s used some of his hard-earned streaming money on water jet, self-cleaning toilets. Shroud […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}