{"id":63406,"date":"2025-01-28T19:39:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T19:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/velveeta-made-a-cheese-martini-and-the-internet-is-disgusted-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T19:39:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T19:39:02","slug":"velveeta-made-a-cheese-martini-and-the-internet-is-disgusted-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/velveeta-made-a-cheese-martini-and-the-internet-is-disgusted-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"Velveeta made a cheese martini and the internet is disgusted &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Velveeta made a cheese martini and the internet is disgusted YouTube: CBS ChicagoVelveeta has created an unholy combination of Mac &#038; Cheese and alcohol with its new \u2018Veltini\u2019 martini\u2026 and the internet isn\u2019t vibing with it at all. Velveeta shells and cheese are a staple in American cuisine, although not everyone\u2019s a fan of the instant cheesy mac brand (especially in comparison to Kraft mac). The company has made quite a few interesting partnerships in recent years, including a cheese-scented nail polish they debuted last month that comes in two different colors. Now, Velveeta is taking things to the next level with an alcoholic beverage\u2026 but the reception hasn\u2019t exactly been positive. In July 2022, the company unveiled its first-ever cheesy \u2018Veltini\u2019 Martini. The bev is garnished with pasta shells and of course, olives, and is made with what People described as \u201cVelveeta-infused vodka\u201d alongside flavors of vermouth and olive brine. You can snag this interesting combo at BLT steak restaurants for a whopping $15, but only during their \u201cgolden hour\u201d from 5 PM \u2013 8 PM. If you\u2019re willing to take the plunge, you should get it while it\u2019s hot, because it\u2019s only being offered for a limited time. Not everyone is enthused about this seemingly random creation, though. In fact, most netizens feel that Velveeta was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn\u2019t stop to think if they should. \u201cI don\u2019t know what stage of societal collapse this represents but I feel comfortable saying, the end is truly nigh,\u201d one nihilistic user wrote. I don\u2019t know what stage of societal collapse this represents but I feel comfortable saying, the end is truly nigh. \u2014 Jason Motz (@musicmerc) July 21, 2022 \u201cThere are abominations in this world that should just not exist, and a f*cking Velveeta martini is top of the list,\u201d another said. \u201cAlright, that\u2019s it. Aliens, you have permission to wipe our species off the map. We don\u2019t deserve to exist any longer,\u201d yet another bemoaned. It looks like this particular venture isn\u2019t exactly hitting \u2014 but we have to admit that it makes us curious to give it a try, much like the viral Pink Sauce that\u2019s taking over TikTok right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Velveeta made a cheese martini and the internet is disgusted YouTube: CBS ChicagoVelveeta has created an unholy combination of Mac &#038; Cheese and alcohol with its new \u2018Veltini\u2019 martini\u2026 and the internet isn\u2019t vibing with it at all. Velveeta shells and cheese are a staple in American cuisine, although not everyone\u2019s a fan of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}