FFXIV players are using new dance poles in the weirdest possible ways Twitter: HaruHissatsuFinal Fantasy XIV Online\u2019s latest Endwalker update, patch 6.05, added the dance pole to FFXIV, but players are using them in the weirdest ways possible. Despite the excitement involved in traversing the war-torn plains of Endwalker\u2018s Eorzea, a lot of Final Fantasy XIV Online players prefer to use the game as a place to chill out with friends and fellow guild members. Integral to this is the property system, which lets solo players and Free Companies (FC) purchase plots of land and construct the house of their dreams. Accompanying the new Pandaemonium Asphodelos (Savage) raid and the Excitatron 6000 in FFXIV\u2019s 6.05 patch are a whole host of new items to add to your home away from home. One of these is the \u2018dance pole,\u2019 acquired via the Gold Saucer, and it has become a hit with Eorzea\u2019s inhabitants \u2013 but not in the way you might think. The FFXIV dance pole is a hit\u2026 kind of While you may assume that the new dance poles have become popular for, y\u2019know, dancing, it turns out that they cannot be interacted with, and are therefore simply decorative. This has led to FFXIV players using them in weird and wonderful ways. Read More: Where to find Ovibos Milk in FFXIV – One player notes that they \u201cfound a practical use\u201d for the coveted item. Having turned it into a pipe for their toilet, another fan comments \u201cyou have indoor plumbing at your house? How fancy.\u201d Another has positioned adorable fan-favorite chocobo Alpha (or possibly Boco) behind the pole, with his extended wing and leg making it look like he\u2019s ready to take a spin. \u201cI do love a good chicken strip,\u201d jokes one player, which is followed up with \u201cnot what I expected when the sign said \u2018Chicks Dancing.’\u201d While the pole has absolutely no practical use, at least it has brought smiles to the faces of Eorzea\u2019s heroes. With several comments hinting at Square Enix to add a custom animation, we\u2019ll have to wait and see if the devs choose to let players go for a whirl in the future. Until then, though, get creative. After all, you need to max out your Dancer job, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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