{"id":76170,"date":"2025-01-28T21:49:26","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T21:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/lazarbeam-hilariously-wins-fortnite-match-without-ever-moving-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T21:49:26","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T21:49:26","slug":"lazarbeam-hilariously-wins-fortnite-match-without-ever-moving-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/lazarbeam-hilariously-wins-fortnite-match-without-ever-moving-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"LazarBeam hilariously wins Fortnite match without ever moving &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LazarBeam hilariously wins Fortnite match without ever moving YouTube\/LazarBeamAustralian Fortnite YouTuber Lannan \u2018LazarBeam\u2019 Eacott showed that it\u2019s actually possible to win a match without ever moving, at all. After a few attempts, LazarBeam developed his do-nothing strategy of sitting on flagpoles and hoping he doesn\u2019t get spotted by opposing players. While his first try was going decently well, he got unlucky with the zones, and found himself in a situation where the storm would eliminate him. In his second attempt, the YouTuber fell victim to a helicopter, causing him to place at a less-than-stellar 73. Eventually, the entertainer came up with a big-brain plan to ensure he\u2019d win without moving \u2013 but it would take a bit of luck to make work. (Timestamp 6:00 for mobile users) \u201cThe problem is, you have to get a perfect circle in this, it takes hours,\u201d he stated, not referencing the American rock band of the same name. \u201cEven if I get a perfect circle, people die too slowly. There\u2019s too many alive.\u201d As part of LazarBeam\u2019s epiphany, he realized that he could use his friend \u2018mrfreshasian\u2019 to do all the heavy lifting for him. \u201cMy friend Fresh is one of the best players in the world,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019ll stream snipe him without him knowing and he\u2019s going to kill the entire lobby so quick that it\u2019s going to be just me and him left, and then I\u2019m going to run into his room and unplug his PC.\u201d And with that, the Australian basically became Tom Cruise \u2013 because he was embarking on a near-impossible mission. His final attempt went pretty smoothly at first, with the entertainer hiding in a tree while his friend went ahead to kill the entire lobby. After lucking out on zones and making it to the top 10, Fresh continued to rack up kills keeping the dream alive, much to the delight of LazarBeam who cheered \u201clike a parent at a soccer game.\u201d Once Fresh managed to kill the third remaining player, it was the YouTuber\u2019s time to strike as he ran into his friend\u2019s room and executed the last step of his master plan by taking control of his PC and exiting Fortnite earning the victory royale. \u201cHoly sh*t!\u201d he cried in glee at the outcome. \u201cI sat all game and I got the victory royale.\u201d So, while Eacott proved it was possible to win at Fortnite without moving, it\u2019s not something that\u2019s super feasible for those at home \u2013 unless you happen to live with a God-tier gamer and get insanely lucky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LazarBeam hilariously wins Fortnite match without ever moving YouTube\/LazarBeamAustralian Fortnite YouTuber Lannan \u2018LazarBeam\u2019 Eacott showed that it\u2019s actually possible to win a match without ever moving, at all. After a few attempts, LazarBeam developed his do-nothing strategy of sitting on flagpoles and hoping he doesn\u2019t get spotted by opposing players. 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