{"id":80342,"date":"2025-01-28T22:35:48","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T22:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/dragons-dogma-2-adventurer-full-of-regret-after-pimping-out-their-wife-dexerto\/"},"modified":"2025-01-28T22:35:48","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T22:35:48","slug":"dragons-dogma-2-adventurer-full-of-regret-after-pimping-out-their-wife-dexerto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/2025\/01\/28\/dragons-dogma-2-adventurer-full-of-regret-after-pimping-out-their-wife-dexerto\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 adventurer full of regret after \u201cpimping\u201d out their wife &#8211; Dexerto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 adventurer full of regret after \u201cpimping\u201d out their wife CapcomA Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 player is sharing their regret after they modeled their pawn after a very special someone. A member of the Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 community is filled with regret after their Pawn, which they modeled after their wife, is constantly telling them stories about other men they\u2019ve been with. The Pawns that follow players throughout the entire game truly do feel fleshed out and independent, largely because of the stories they share that you didn\u2019t see for yourself. And if given the right circumstances, it can be a rough experience for the players who aren\u2019t prepared for what they may hear. The story is shared on the Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 subreddit, where the player explains how they created their pawn to look like their wife because they \u201cthought it would be cute.\u201d However, the plan backfired on them pretty quickly. \u201cNow every morning when I wake up, she tells me about her adventures with other dudes\u2026 I\u2019m pimping out my wife.\u201d The Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 community is, of course, loving the story, with one user explaining how they made a similar mistake: \u201cI made my pawn my daughter\u2026 IDK which is worse.\u201d Others are pointing out that the players\u2019 issues might come off as a little controlling, as one player tells them: \u201cWhat do you think they are doing together? You can\u2019t romance pawns lol let her adventure homie.\u201d Truly, though, the best response comes from another user who devises a way that they can get back at anyone who uses their Pawn: \u201cSet a pawn quest for her, fight a drake, reward 2000 gold. Everyone on their game is gonna catch Dragonplaque. And it\u2019s caused by your wife.\u201d While not a game-breaking issue, it certainly presents a conundrum that many Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 players are going to want to avoid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 adventurer full of regret after \u201cpimping\u201d out their wife CapcomA Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 player is sharing their regret after they modeled their pawn after a very special someone. A member of the Dragon\u2019s Dogma 2 community is filled with regret after their Pawn, which they modeled after their wife, is constantly telling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dejan.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}